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August 12, 2005
The National Hockey League is back. It’s been a while and it might seem hard for some to get excited. But let me say that even though I’m from an area where hockey ranks far behind even high school football, I am excited. It’s been too long.
First off, this season will be nothing like any season we’ve seen. There are many reasons for that. In the time of no hockey, many players have retired or their contracts expired. A new crop of players is popping up and many key players will be sporting different uniforms. But the main factor is a new set of rules to draw in more fans. Let’s face it. Why do many casual fans find hockey boring? It’s the lack of scoring and continuous calling of infractions that most casual fans don’t understand. The new rules do away with the minor infractions and create a setting for higher scoring games. I won’t get into the smallest details, as I’m still acquainting myself with these new rules. But I want to give a small overview of some of the rules and how the game will benefit from them.
Two line passes are now legal. This accelerates the flow of the game and longer passes are easier to make. This will allow for more breakaway scoring. Icing is still in effect, but linesmen have the ability to wave off the call. This will also lead to less penalties and less injuries to players rushing to the puck.
The goalies have significant changes
The best thing they are doing is doing away with the relentless overtimes. If there is one scoreless 5 minute overtime, they move to a shootout. Shootouts are fun. Most minor leagues run in the same fashion. I frequently visited a WPHL team called the Shreveport Mudbugs. There, I witnessed one of the most exciting hockey games I’ve ever seen, live or TV. The game stayed tied even after the 5 players from each team did their shootout. If the other team scored, we scored. If we blocked, they blocked. I swear about 20 people from each team got to shoot. We were on the floor behind the opposing goalie banging the glass. Very exciting game and the Mudbugs pulled out a victory.
So we’ve got rules. That’s one exciting thing. But are we going to see the same teams dominate again? Will the West be down to Detroit, Colorado, and Dallas with Anaheim and San Jose sneaking in? Will the East be dominated by the New Jersey Devils? My intuition says no. With the lag and players having time to negotiate new deals in the offseason, many players have made a shift and each team has a new look. I fear that my beloved Redwings (I’m wearing a Wings hat as I write this) won’t fare so well this year.
know who I’m talking about, he’s the player who just about killed a guy two years ago when he attacked him from behind. I didn’t even realize he was eligible to ever come back, and players are outraged that he’s back. What’s the over/under for a season-ending hit put on him? Or even career- ending? I’ve got dibs on game one.
I wish they would have added a few extra rules but this is what we’ve got. Fighting will be heavily reduced since a fine will be put in place for $10,000 to the instigator. Formerly, this would be no big deal. But since most players are giving up a ton to even play this year, it might matter. I’ve heard it somewhere else, so don’t think I’m taking credit for this, but this is where Vince McMahon should step in. No fighting? That’s no fun. Here comes the XHL! Sure the XFL was a bomb (I watched it, by the way). But there was a
Ok, enough hockey talk. Here are some tidbits.
Whatever happened to the sister, Judy,
Foxworth, took a 7 year hiatus from acting. In 2000, she debuted in her first movie, but with the stage name Crave. The movie is called More Black Dirty Debutantes 30. A year later, Crave appeared in Hot Girlz and in 2002 she made her final movie to date My Baby Got Back 29. A long fall from grace for a girl who once appeared on Amen. I’ve also researched that she appeared in April of this year on 20/20. I so wish I had known. I’ll be digging in the archives for that one.
I want to jump into a giant swimming pool full of Jell-O.
That’s it for me. To all my T-Boners…ya’ll be careful out there.
Throw up a “T” for…
T-BONE!
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The Return of Hockey
The Bone Pile

The National Hockey League
(NHL) is a professional sports
organization composed of hockey
teams in the United States and
Canada, where it is also known by its
French name, Ligue Nationale de
Hockey (LNH). It is generally regarded
as the premier professional ice
hockey league in the world. The NHL
is often (but not always) listed as one
of the major professional sports
leagues of North America.
National Hockey League was founded
in 1917 after a series of disputes
within the (Canadian) National
Hockey Association (NHA). The first
NHL season began in 1917-18 with
five teams.
The primary conflict involved Toronto
Blueshirts' owner Edward J.
Livingstone. An ongoing source of
controversy among fellow NHA
owners, he was often accused of
exploiting loopholes in league
regulations to create what some
viewed as unfair advantages, and had
particularly incited the wrath of
owners when he merged his two
Toronto teams (the Ontarios and the
Blueshirts) after the latter had been
deprived of its top players.
Livingstone sometimes offered
contracts to other teams' members not
to play hockey, and once
campaigned to kick the Montreal
Wanderers out of the league after the
team tried to lure two of his top
Blueshirts players. Throughout his
battles with owners, Livingstone
repeatedly threatened to start a rival
league in the United States.
In its final season (1916-17), the
National Hockey Association was
comprised of six teams: The Montreal
Canadiens, Montreal Wanderers,
Ottawa Senators, Quebec Bulldogs,
Toronto Blueshirts, and an army team
from the Toronto-based 228th
Battalion. Owners met in Montreal to
consider the league's future on
February 11, 1917, a day after
members of the 228th Battalion, the
most popular NHA team, were called
into World War I action. Livingstone,
unable to attend the meeting
because of illness, was shocked to
learn that owners had chosen to
effectively eject him and the
Blueshirts from the NHA.
After the resignation of NHA president
and Livingstone ally Frank Robinson,
Livingstone stopped attending league
meetings and sent a lawyer to
represent his interests. When owners
convened on September 29, 1917,
they demanded that Livingstone sell
the Blueshirts within five days.
Livingstone then negotiated a deal in
which the Toronto Arena Gardens
would take control of the Blueshirts'
daily business, with Livingstone to
eventually regain control if the NHA
continued operations. In response,
NHA owners met at Montreal's
Windsor Hotel on November 26, 1917,
and formed the National Hockey
League, with the Canadiens,
Wanderers, Senators, Bulldogs and
newly-renamed Toronto Arenas as
founding members.
The NHL endured a rocky inaugural
season in 1917-18, starting with the
temporary shuttering of the Bulldogs.
On January 2, 1918, the Westmount
Arena in Montreal, home to the
Wanderers and Canadiens, was
destroyed in a fire. The Wanderers,
already a shadow of its former self,
folded in the wake of the fire, ending
one of the most storied franchises in
the early years of Canadian
professional hockey. With the
Bulldogs and Wanderers out, the NHL
operated with just three teams for the
remainder of its opening year, and
through the second season. Though
Livingstone had been shut out, one of
his NHA ideas — a proposal for a split
regular season — was adopted by the
new league and integrated into its
playoff system. The Toronto Arenas
became the first NHL winner of the
Stanley Cup, the annual trophy
awarded since 1894 to the Canadian
hockey champion. A furious
Livingstone, meanwhile, failed in his
attempt to collect a share of profits
from the Arenas, then sued the team
and the NHL. The dispute lingered
through the 1930s, with the Arenas
since renamed the Toronto St.
Patricks and ultimately the Toronto
Maple Leafs. History has looked back
on Livingstone and the NHL's
formation with a sense of irony: The
man whom league owners had worked
so hard to exclude was, in the words
of Canadiens owner George Kennedy,
the same figure that "made [the NHL]
a real league".
Though the league struggled to stay
in the business during its first decade,
NHL teams were quite successful on
the ice, winning the Stanley Cup
seven out of its first nine years. (The
1918-19 competition was cancelled
because of the Spanish Flu epidemic
that had hit Seattle). By 1926, having
increased player salaries to a level
that couldn't be matched by other
Canadian leagues, the NHL was
alone in Stanley Cup competition.
The league had also expanded into
the United States, with the Boston
Bruins in 1924, and the New York
Rangers, Detroit Cougars (later to
become the Red Wings), and
Chicago Blackhawks two years. By the
end of the 1930-31 season, the NHL
featured a total of 10 teams. However,
the Great Depression took a toll on
the league; teams such as the
Pittsburgh Pirates and the New York
Americans came and went, and even
the fabled Ottawa Senators were
forced to fold after moving to St.
Louis because of financial
difficulties. With these developments
and the onset of World War II, the
NHL was reduced to six teams during
its 25th anniversary year of (1942) –
six teams still known today, if
somewhat inaccurately, as the
Original Six: The Canadiens, Maple
Leafs, Red Wings, Bruins, Rangers,
and Blackhawks. World War II had
provided many players their first
chance to play professional hockey,
but after the war, many found
themselves relegated to minor
leagues.

towards them. Their padding is smaller,
so there is less to block the goal. This will
definitely increase scoring. Goalies have
had reign to move about the goal fairly
freely. This is no longer the case. There
will be a trapezoid shaped marker around
the back of the goal to limit what they can
do behind the net. They will also be
penalized for unnecessarily freezing the
puck to delay the game.
We’ve got Gretzky coaching
this year for the Phoenix
Coyotes. This is a good thing.
Public Relations workers for the
NHL are doing the Cousin
Larry/Balki Bartokomous dance of
joy over this. On the other hand,
Todd Bertuzi is being let back into
the league. In case you don’t
fat chance he was going to take
away any NFL fans because the
NFL is good like it is. The NHL on
the other hand is rocking and trying
to make things better. I don’t like it,
but a lot of fans watch hockey for
the fights, not the sport. Vince
could seriously capitalize on this.
He needs to occupy himself since
there’s no competition with his
WWE wrestling promotion.
from Family Matters? Seriously, she
was there for a few seasons. Then
they quit mentioning her. The show
ended in 1997, yet she disappeared
after the ’93 season. I can’t tell you
why they cut her from the program, but
I can tell you what happened to the
actress. The actress, Jaimee