June 7, 2005 If you are looking for a house or apartment and the area you are looking in has more pawn shops and bail bondsmen than Starbucks and McDonald’s combined, you should look in another area. If you still have a “Kerry-Edwards” or “Anybody But Bush” bumper sticker on your car, get over it.  You look like a loser. If you still have a “W ‘04” bumper sticker on your car, quit gloating.  You look like a pompous jerk. If you are offended by South Park or Team America: World Police, don’t watch it.   If you are Arab or even come close to looking like you are Arab, don’t be surprised when you get “randomly” searched at the airport.  I know it’s not right, but you can’t honestly be surprised by it. Lindsay Lohan has an eating disorder, and I don’t care. Ben and Jennifer are having a baby.  Whoopedeedoo.  I don’t care. Tom Cruise has lost his damn mind.  http://gorillamask.net/cruiseoprah.shtml Despite a few flaws in the script, I still enjoyed Star Wars Episode III.  To all the cynics, you weren’t going to like it no matter how good it was. If you think Arnold Schwarzenegger is going to be President of the USA one day, go read the Constitution again.  You have to be American born, dillweed. Finding Neverland was one of the biggest piles of crap I have ever seen. Dick Clark and Casey Casum will never die. That’s all for me today.  My brain is scattered but wanted to get those thoughts out of my head.  You’’ll hear from me soon.  Until then, throw up a 'T' for... T-BONE!                                                                            Josh 'T-Bone' Pigott                                                                                   Contact Me

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The Bone Pile

The Hollywood golden boy really lost
his cruise control - leaping all over
the set of the Oprah Winfrey Show.

Tom got down on his knees and
jumped on the couch and told the
chat show host he could not be cool
or laidback about her - he was in love.

When Oprah mentioned Katie had
dreamed of marrying him, Tom
grinned from ear to ear and said: "I
wouldn't want to let her down."

Holmes - who recently called off her
engagement to Chris Klein - later
joined Tom on stage and said: "I'm
glad I was a big dreamer."

Growing up in a small, isolated
village in Austria, he turned to
bodybuilding as his ticket to a better
life. After conquering the world as the
greatest bodybuilder who ever lived,
he went to America to make his name
in motion pictures. Hampered by his
impossible name and thick accent,
success eluded him for many years. It
wasn't until he found the tailor-made
role of Conan that he truly came into
his own as a performer. A succession
of over-the-top action films made him
an international box office star. By
alternating violent action films with
lighter, comedic fare, he has
solidified his position as one of the
most popular--if not the most
popular--movie stars in the world.
After his long, and successful movie
career, he ran in the California recall.
He is now the Governor of California,
yet again another celebrity is elected
governor of California.