For those of you who don't know, Chris B. and His
Band of F*@%ing Retards is a local group native to
Monroe, Louisiana.  They have been honing their
musical skills for the last few years and are about to
make their debut as soon as someone gives them a
gig.  For more information, call Jeremy Tyson at
318-397-6913.
Gross
T-Y-S-O-N
Lovesmack
Jabba the Slut
I Love Sno-Cones
It's Fun to Be a Bum
I Wanna Play My Glockenspiel
Osama Bin Laden Is Living in My Basement
Mr. Ranger, Give that Bear His Picnic Basket
It Sucked Being Colorblind in the Psychedelic '60s


Chris B. & His Band of F*@%ing Retards